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If I Were A Girl (feat. Tah Phrum Duh Bush)
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If I Were A Girl What started out as a parody idea for Beyonce's "If I Were A Boy", morphed into something else completely. This is the story of what would happen if I woke up one morning as a woman. Yes, same hair. This song features a guest rap from my pal Tah Phrum Duh Bush, one of New York City's finest linguists. If you'd like to hear more of his stuff, visit www.TahOnline.com Click download to name your own price. Comes with a karaoke version plus a free surprise bonus track and my ebook of short stories and recipes called "Short Stories and Chicken Recipes".
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A Fistful Of Spaghetti
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A Fistfull Of Spaghetti A few times over the years, while plunking around, seeking new musical ideas within the depths of my guitar, these oddball little spaghetti-western-esque instrumental tunes would pop out of my head. They're sort of Ennio Morricone filtered through my jazz influenced brain somehow.
When I dug the first two songs out of my vault, I decided it might be fun to record a new track too. Hence the new composition "Out To Get Them" to go along with "El Bandido" and "Haunted Spaghetti".
Stories of the Songs:
El Bandido (2003)
El Bandido rides the trail on the way to his next adventure, keeping a wary eye around him at all times. Suddenly he sees him mark coming up over the rise, a coach laden with gold bars from the bank, but also something far more valuable. He makes his run at it, a fight ensues, and El Bandido walks away a little richer and with that really cute pink hat one of the ladies on board was wearing.
Haunted Spaghetti (1998)
I wrote this one for a project in a college sound recording class circa 1998, I believe. The partner I was working with wrote a grand Yanni-esque piece for his project, so I tried to do something completely contradictory (shocker...)
Two cowboys asleep by their campfire are awoken by a scream as a phantom in the form of a pantless Milton Berle bears down on them and chases them through the forest until they meet their mysterious end.
Out To Get Them (2013)
When I started remastering the other two tracks for this release, I thought it might be fun to record a new composition to go along with them.
The Sheriff and his men head out of town at mid-aftenoon for a long hot ride to get their man. As they cross over the ridge out of sight they realize that they're all in this together and they might not come back. Unless one of them forgot his toothbrush. Then they may have to go back and start over again.
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I'm Not The One
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I'm Not The One Here's a rarity in my repertoire... An actual serious song! Boy and girl fall in love. She has some baggage from past relationships, but over time he earns her trust. Which she promptly destroys.
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Mardi Gras Live
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Mardi Gras Live As sometimes happens with these live recordings, there's a little glitch on this one. The very last track "Rumpalicious Booty Shaker" somehow got cut off at the end of the drum solo. Sorry about that. Digital only release
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Gimme Gimme (A Christmas Lullaby)
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Gimme Gimme (A Christmas Lullaby) There are a lot of words that people use to describe the holiday season... Love, joy, brotherhood. But I think there's one word that pretty much sums up the whole season. Incidentally, I call this style of music "Schmaltz-Punk".
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